In the bowl of a food processor (I used a mini one), combine the tomatillo, jalapeno, garlic, chipotle pepper, adobo sauce, mayonnaise, Dijon, lime juice, apple cider vinegar, water, Parmesan, cilantro, ¼ teaspoon Kosher salt (double this amount if doubling the recipe), and freshly ground black pepper, to taste. Puree to combine for at least 30 seconds. If consistency is too thick, add another teaspoon or two of water, as needed. Taste and season with more Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, if desired.